If you're reading this, it's because the DSL installation is STILL not going well. Which means that I still don't have Internet access, and I can't check the headlines.
Here's what I'd like to suggest.
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They ought to have some funny headlines there.
And maybe, just maybe, I'll have my Internet connection back tomorrow.