Sunday, March 6, 2005

Headline News: 3/6/2005

From ABC News:
Are Your Kids Running Up Huge Cell Phone Bills?
Check your cell phone bill and see

From ABC News:
Microwave 'Gun' Could End High-Speed Police Chases
Tests show a barrage of microwave ovens fired from a gun will cause most drivers to stop

From ABC News:
Fossett to Kick Back After Record Flight
Will take time off to plan next venture nobody cares about

From ABC News:
MS Drug Suspended
Latest Microsoft venture a failure

From ABC News:
Linkletter Returns to Disneyland
To host updated version of classic show, now called "Kizzids be rappin' tha M-to-tha-izzost amaz'n"

From CNN:
Four jailed for bogus TV game show
Now planning new show: "Who Wants To Be A Prison Bitch?"

From CNN:
Report: Woman 'tastes' musical notes
Visitor from Rigel IV enjoying stay on Earth

From CNN:
Vendor liable for selling beer to drunken fan
Murder victims liable for being victims of serial killers

From BBC:
Austrians confused as Michael Jackson sports Viennese honour
Attorneys: Medal is similar in appearance to the "Golden Medal of Honour for Services to Vienna" but is actually the "Order of the Buggerer"

From ABC News:
Israel to Turn Over West Bank Town
Palestinians will have to set it back upright to live there

From ABC News:
Bill Gates Discusses PC Security
He's against it

From CNN:
Stripper puts silcone implant on eBay
Take it off!

From Irish Examiner:
Boy George: Madonna a hypocritical homophobe
All this time, we thought she was simply a no-talent slut

From Sydney Morning Herald:
Bush orders inquiry into US shooting of freed journalist
President: "If they can't kill a simple woman Italian journalist, how can they kill al Zarqawi?"

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