Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Iraqui Family Membera

After reading Julie's post about the Van Gogh family, I remembered that The Big Sister (who is 5'4") had sent me the names of the lesser known Iraqui family members. I thought I would share them with you.

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
































































































Among the brothers:
Sooflay the restaurateur
Guday the half-Australian brother
Huray the sports fanatic
Sashay the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay the twins from the African mother
Sayhay the baseball player
Ojay the stalker/murderer
Gulay the singer/entertainer
Ebay the Internet czar
Biliray the country music star
Ecksray the radiologist
Puray the blender factory owner
Regay the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Pusay the 'loose' 22 year old
Lattay the coffee shop owner
Bufay the 300 pound sister
Dushay the clean sister
Phayray the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway the grocery store owner
Ollay the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay the prostitute


More will no doubt be discovered.

7 comments:

  1. Too Damned funny!!!
    Don't forget the sister Lucay, the comedianne
    Palay the soccer star
    Moray the oceanographer
    Foray the explorer
    Sooray the party planner
    and of course the brother that the Americans consider an ally for fighting aginst saddams treacherous regime with nothing but a sword and great horsemanship,
    Zoray

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  2. Loray, the truck driver in Britain
    Stooray the author.

    More to come I am sure.

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  3. Reekay the band leader and the hubby of Lucay

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  4. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 8, 2005 at 3:21 PM

    Hey Kender, yours are a hoot!!

    What about
    Upey the cashier
    Yadontsay the gossip
    hiwey the truck driver
    miwey the egocentric
    nuday the optimist
    neysay the pessimist
    reyreyrey the stutterer

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  5. HA! this is great....

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  6. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")March 9, 2005 at 5:28 AM

    Olay (1): The oil magnate
    Olay (2): The Spanish speaking twin of Olay1
    Bidday: The personal cleanser inventor
    Phillay: The meat cutter
    Deefray: The bill payer
    Tooshay: The fencer
    Deejay: The music player
    Mieway: The egocentric
    Tooday: The impatient
    Pyurray: The chef
    Reeplay: The videographer
    Krazay: The insane brother (or was that a sister?)
    Balay: The ballerina (male)
    Pleeay: The ballerina (female)
    Heersay: The gossip
    Swahrray: The real fancy party planner
    Fayray: The sister who works with big monkeys

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  7. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 9, 2005 at 4:32 PM

    Good ones!! I like it!!

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