Wednesday, March 9, 2005

Headline News: 3/9/2005

From ABC News:
Arizona Meteorite Crater Mystery Solved
Crater was caused by meteorite, say scientists

From ABC News:
Zoo Celebrates Birth of Flying Squirrel
Will pair it with moose, send to school at Wattsamatta U.

From ABC News:
Ex-Dentist May Face Charges in Semen Case
Lost dentist's license after failing oral exam

From ABC News:
Kmart Posts $309M Profit in Fourth Quarter
Selling cheap crap paying off

From ABC News:
Crompton to Acquire Great Lakes Chemical
Paid millions for strange chemical, H2O

From ABC News:
Folk Remedies Common in Black Community
Hip-hop Remedies Common In Hippie Community

From ABC News:
New DNC Head Dean Looks to Rebuild Party
Part Of Democrats New "You Break It, You Fix It" Strategy

From CNN:
Matsui wins late husband's House seat
That's what he gets for being late

From CNN:
Prosecutors subpoena murder suspect's dog
Shaggy being held in murder of Fred, Velma

From WEWS:
Teen Found In 'Cage' Wearing Diaper
Same Teen Was Also Found In 'City On The Edge Of Forever,' 'The Trouble With Tribbles,' and 'The Tholian Web'

From CNN:
U.S. 'knew agent going to airport'
Rumsfeld corrects: 'She just thought she was going to the airport'

From BBC:
Egypt opposition paper comes out
Had been in closet for years

From BBC:
Israel rules out Miller charges
Charges still pending against Budweiser, Coors

From BBC:
'Baby looters' accuser in court
Will testify against rampaging infants

From BBC:
Sheep killed as truck overturns
Parents of joy-riding sheep blame society

From Chicago Tribune via respublica:
Daley Hopes Cash Turns Teachers Into Home Buyers
Plan B Involves Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing


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2 comments:

  1. fun with Headline Newz

    From CNN: U.S. 'knew agent going to airport' Rumsfeld corrects: 'She just thought she was going to the airport' Basil's got more...lot's more, but this was my favorite. Heeeeeeeeee Anyone got anymore? This seems to be making the rounds......

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  2. Headline News

    Basil has all the headlines needed to be an informed citizen. Here's one thought provoking headline: From ABC News: New DNC Head Dean Looks to Rebuild Party Part Of Democrats New "You Break It, You Fix It" Strategy Read more....

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