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Ignignokt and Err will save us
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Come and get it!
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great headlines as always, basil. i apologize for not cheering you on as in days past. but since your headlines are always funny, i'm sure that you need no re-assurance of your talent.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah...just noticed the change of testimonials....HA! how long has that been there?
as i've said before, you're funny. mean, but funny!
I'm sneaking a new one in every week or so. Replacing them as the mood strikes.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks.