I was upset at first that he'd ask me such a question. But then i realized that he wanted some time off to relax, cause it's his special day.
Being the nice guy i am, i told him to take some time off. I'd help him out.
So, let me introduce myself. I'm Cousin Red. You can call me Cousin Red.
[The rest isn't work-safe ... basil]
Now, before you get all smart-alecky, the Red is for my hair color. don't be making no redneck jokes, okay. Anyway, this is me in my old place. But we gotta move. I'm trying to get hold to Beulah Mae to get directions to the trailer park where she lives. She is kinda pretty, dontcha think? I wouldn't mind living next to her.
Oh, the place you see here we was just renting. But we got us a new mobile home. More on that next week when we get moved in.
Anyway, I'm just wanted to introduce myself and say "Hey, y'all" so Basil could get some time off.
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Well, Red, we call 'em Hoosiers around here rather than white trash. If you hear from Basil would you pass on this headline from the Chicago Tribune? I know he or his sister could make something of it. link
ReplyDeleteCousin Red! Long time no see! How's your rheumatiz? I reckon if you're movin' to a new place you'll think you're too high-falutin' to associate with us here regular folks anymore, huh? Well, I am mighty proud for ye. Give a holler when you're in the neighborhood!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the trailer park, Basil!
ReplyDeleteHey there Red! You wouldn't be havin that there turlet up for sale, woodja?
ReplyDeleteOH GODDAMM WE GOT'S THE BIG SIS AN THE CUZ WHOOPIN IT UP...SUM BODY CALL THE PREECHER MAN WE MITE BE HAVIN A SARAMONY ROUND HEAR SOON!!!!
ReplyDeleteim so glad u finly found ur trailor hear RED!!! enny time u whant a drankin buddy well this gurl no's how to PARTEEEEE!!! u to big sistor and the mean 1 to!!!
Red: Nice pic. Great tan lines. If only I wasnt married..... ;-)
ReplyDeleteNot zactly werk friendly in't?
ReplyDeleteI've added an "above the fold" note to that effect.
ReplyDeleteHowdy Red--whut you doing messin wid basil's blawg thingy? Ain't i done tol you to be leavin that thar puter thing alone. He gonna be a heap madder than a wet settin hen atcha. Well, i rekon you gonna hafta deal wid it chorself. dont you make me tell the big sister (done be 6')--she'll put a whuppin on yo tail.
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ReplyDeleteIn keeping with today’s nauseating nudity theme, it’s time to sign off for another White Trash Wednesday.
Red--you done gone and frazzled me so much wit that dangblasted picher i gone an got my sisters discombobulated. i ment to say the little sister (done be 6') cause she bigger than tha big sister (who only 5'4"). Now you straiten up--ya hear?!
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