Saturday, March 5, 2005

Big Sister's Headlines News: 3/5/2005

Turkey renames "foreign" animals

French poodle is renamed
goble'-goble'; German shepard is renamed gobblecht-gobblecht; Siamese cat is
renamed gobbahl-gobbahl

Expedition sets out to play N. Pole cricket

Better than S. Pole grasshopper?

Tiny
Early 'Hobbit' Human Was Smart, Skull Shows


Fans dressed as Bilbo Baggins
frequent midnight viewings of skull shows, the latest cinema
rage...

8-Year-Old Arrested After Alleged Tantrum
Next time, I'll bet he goes to the
time out chair when he's told...

Woman Says Shock Saved Dog From Coyote;

Humane society investigates woman
shocking coyotes...

Wolves
in for a Shock


Coyote-shocking woman plotting next
move...

Quirky Festival Honors Frozen Dead Guy
Weekend at Bernie's XVIII

2 comments:

  1. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")March 5, 2005 at 3:27 PM

    I love it--Weekend at Bernies XVIII. What a hoot. Can't wait to see it--loved the other ones too!

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  2. great headlines!

    basil....watch out! big sis (who's 5'4") is trying to take you funny title away from you!

    ReplyDelete

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