Headline News: 3/26/2005

From ABC News:
Sales Drop at Wendy's After Finger Found
More bad news: KFC sues over "Finger Lickin' Good" slogan

From ABC News:
Sad Easter for Catholics as Pope Still Sidelined
Resurrection of Christ takes back seat to Karol Wojtyla's illness

From ABC News:
Many Germans Want Berlin Wall Back, Study Finds
Other findings: The ovens weren't a bad idea, either

From ABC News:
Former UK Prime Minister Lord Callaghan Dies
Britain remembers it's Jimmy Carter

From ABC News:
Fiancee: Man Accused in Letterman Kidnap Plot Was Joking
Joke went like this: "Dear Dave. I'm going to kidnap your 15-month old son and hold him until you give me $5,000,000. Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha."

From CNN:
Husband's attorney: Terri Schiavo 'calm, peaceful'
Added: "She's too weak to do anything else. High-five, Michael!"

From CNN:
U. of Colorado balks at firing professor
Added: "If we caught him praying to God or wearing a cross, that would be grounds. But lying, plagerism, forgery, treason -- can't do anything to him."

From CNN:
College hosts wine and beer soirees
Formerly known as 'Frat Parties'

From CNN:
Sleep tips for the road-weary
Check into hotel, close eyes

From CNN:
Lufthansa takes over Swiss airline
Explains: "We need breathing room"

From CNN:
Exhibit highlights art of medical quackery
Most popular exhibit: Terri's current caregivers

From CNN:
Friends pay tribute to Jerry Orbach
Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry wonder why; Never met him

From CNN:
Craigslist gets beamed into space
Aliens' spam law tougher than ours, send battle fleet towards Earth

From CNN:
Sharpton targets violence in rap music
Okay to act like thug, just don't sing about it

From CNN:
Report: Tsunami hit women hardest
Water accused of being sexist